• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Unluckiest man in the world?

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Unluckiest man in the world?

    Have we done this one?

    Spider bites Australian man on penis again - BBC News

    Originally posted by BBC
    A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.
    The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five months ago.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    I think he is bluffing and hoping someone will offer to suck out the poison!
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    Comment


      #3
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      I think he is bluffing and hoping someone will offer to suck out the poison!
      I have a solution for him but it involves a meat cleaver.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        I have a solution for him but it involves a meat cleaver.
        Bit extreme; just smash its little head in with a newspaper.

        Oh, wait, that's not clear advice either.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          I have a solution for him but it involves a meat cleaver.
          whatever gets you going
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

          Comment


            #6
            MF uses spider venom in a similar way to get his little soldier to swell up to a commercially acceptable size.

            Comment


              #7
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              MF uses spider venom in a similar way to get his little soldier to swell up to a 3 inches.
              FTFY
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

              Comment


                #8
                Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                MF uses spider venom in a similar way to get his little soldier to swell up to a commercially acceptable size.
                latest-and-greatest solution (TM) kevpuk 2013

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by kevpuk View Post
                  You're clearly new to NorthernLady
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

                  Comment


                    #10
                    How severe is the swelling and how long does it last? #askingforafriend
                    Last edited by oracleslave; 29 September 2016, 10:32. Reason: speling innit

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X