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Originally posted by vetran View PostMordac trying to pull a sockie I'm surprised!Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostFlirting?
So, you have still got it in you tiger, nice to know at 47His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostMordac trying to pull a sockie I'm surprised!His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostIf you ever get there, I hope you have it too...
Not many months to go actually bud, but I appreciate the sentimentThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostNot many months to go actually bud, but I appreciate the sentimentHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostHe may be facing a lean period, where any port in a storm will doAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostMordy doesn't have to try, sockie or otherwise.
Urban Dictionary: sockAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
At least they have some kind of standards.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostAt least they have some kind of standards.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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