Agents - a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.....

[DodgyAgent]

Rubbish. The Rolls Royce deal was genuine - they didn't go asking for reference or posting false business deals to get more business in. You're going to be buried in an s-shaped coffin you crooked chunt. Of course, you'll be a lovely man if you fix me up with a contract in April, but given that you've got a memory span of a month, that's not a problem.

[DodgyAgent]

That's the thing with recruitment deals - everyone knows agents in the uk blag references and place false ads. , but if you don't, you don't get to do business.

There we go

[LondonManc]

There we go

I always promise agents a whole host of references. If they place me.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

I always promise agents a whole host of sexual favours. If they place me.

[LondonManc]

FTFY

Jeepers. There are only two agents that I'd promise that to.

[MrMarkyMark]

Jeepers. There are only two agents that I'd promise that to.

Can I assume Dodgy is not one of the favoured two

[LondonManc]

Can I assume Dodgy is not one of the favoured two

Yes, his clitoris is too big.

[MrMarkyMark]

Yes, his clitoris is too big.

Bigger than NATs then


FTFY

Yes, his percentage is too big.

[DodgyAgent]

Yes, his clitoris is too big.