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    #11
    Tesla showroom tmrw, Sephora for stuff for adolescent daughter, swifty in Tivoli, fly to UK, train to Leeds, German Market, kasewurst, home, unload three weeks worth of jizz, say hello to the Mrs, sleep...

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      #12
      I'd question whether 2 of those are in the right order but I've met you so, well, carry on and enjoy
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #13
        1. Wait for the hangover to kick in
        2. Do a couple of hours work
        3. Take one of the ClientCo staff on a tour of the city (nice sunny morning so far)
        4. Regret the amount I drank last night
        5. Head out to Buff & the Roo.
        6. Repeat 1,2 & 4 tomorrow.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #14
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          Never happened. Couldn't bring myself to do it after seeing the Urban Dictionary definition. Also this digging marlarky looks like hard work and is going to ruin my suit so gonna get some cheap labour in.
          There's a couple of Slovakians could have helped you out there: https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...europe-trencin (extras also but at added cost )
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Stuff involving:





            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              I've got a plumber coming to fix a blocked toilet. Most excitement I've had in years.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                I've got a plumber coming to fix a blocked toilet. Most excitement I've had in years.
                Your toilet has been blocked for years?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  Your toilet has been blocked for years?
                  Don't put a link in otherwise the blocked toilet company will come on here and complain.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Don't put a link in otherwise the blocked toilet company will come on here and complain.
                    That's Greenlake's department

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      I've got a plumber coming to fix a blocked toilet. Most excrement I've had in years.
                      FTFY

                      Me, I'm blowing leaves out of my yard. Again.....

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