handy for those that do

[vetran]

The Morning After Calculator | The Morning After | When will you be safe to drive?

how soon after getting plastered will you be fit to drive?

I think I need a lay in.

[VectraMan]

As I get older I find I increasingly want to get drunk in the afternoon. The pubs are quieter, and you have longer before you need to drive the next morning.

[Uncle Albert]

It can't cope with me:

Are you sure you've drunk this much?
If so, suggest you don't drive for the foreseeable future!

[d000hg]

As I get older I find I increasingly want to get drunk in the afternoon.

That's rather worrying taken out of context

So does this mean one can phone in sick "sorry I'm still over the limit from the weekend"?

[SueEllen]

That's rather worrying taken out of context

So does this mean one can phone in sick "sorry I'm still over the limit from the weekend"?

If you are permie your employer has a legal duty to refer you to a counselling service. Where you should say the work environment us so bad you need to drink a skinful at the weekend to cope.

If you are a contractor the client can just tell you to feck off.

[Mordac]

Strange. According to that calculator, 4 pints of 5% lager is worse than a bottle of wine, by an hour and a half. I can drink 4 pints and feel fine, but a bottle of wine has me wobbling.

[vetran]

Strange. According to that calculator, 4 pints of 5% lager is worse than a bottle of wine, by an hour and a half. I can drink 4 pints and feel fine, but a bottle of wine has me wobbling.

lightweight!

[administrator]

I'm sticking to the Gin!!

[MaryPoppins]

I'm sticking to the Gin!!

+1


Helps improve my driving if anything.

[Mordac]

lightweight!