Much better now thanks.
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A big tulip makes all the difference.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostA big tulip makes all the difference.
Much better now thanks.
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Originally posted by GJABS View PostI hope you wiped it properly, with plenty of andrex. And washed your hands
Depends on your diet."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostExtremely large turds can come out in one motion leaving no mess behind.
Depends on your diet.
Should still wash their hands and they won't know about residue until they wipe anyway.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
Should still wash their hands and they won't know about residue until they wipe anyway.Comment
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Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostEven a precision movement needs a little lubrication.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostOf course, the perfect torpedo enters the water at the right angle at such a speed that it successfully navigates the u-bend, leaving you to wonder if you imagining its physical form and wondering if you simply farted instead.Comment
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Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostA sheet or two of paper on the water surface helps mitigate splash back as the ship is launched.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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