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    Meet the biohacker who wants to turn his penis into a VIBRATOR | Daily Mail Online

    Meet the cyborg who wants to turn his penis into a VIBRATOR: Biohacker, 35, says a wireless implant will boost his sex life
    'Lovetron9000' is a vibrating implant inserted beneath a man's pubic bone
    The device runs on a wireless rechargeable battery that lasts 45 minutes
    Rich Lee, a salesman from Utah and father of 2, has built the unusual device
    The biohacker is best known for having headphones implanted in his ears
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Mine already vibrates. I thought it was normal.

    I'm a bit worried now.
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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    It is most likely to destroy the sensitive nerve endings and render him impotent. Vibrators for either sex are bad news, at least for long term use.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VectraMan View Post
    Mine already vibrates. I thought it was normal.

    I'm a bit worried now.
    Yeh....I thought everyone was fitted with one of these

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Yeh....I thought everyone was fitted with one of these
    SAS told me "Remember check your rectum after an afternoon with NLYUK." Didn't understand what he meant till now. I suppose the batteries can't last forever.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Vibrators for either sex are bad news
    Quite. There is a well known condition called Vibration White Finger due to operating power tools, so why should other bits be immune?

    Really I don't see the point of this gadget, I just stick the food mixer up me ***.
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