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Twelve Days of Brexit

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    Twelve Days of Brexit

    Festive Brexit fun :-)

    Love - the Gorilla.


    Twelve diplomats drumming
    Eleven piss takers piping
    Ten lords a sleeping
    Nine exit ministers nancying
    Eight mountains of milk
    Seven migrants swimming
    Six court cases delaying
    Five new trade deals signing
    Four lousy freedoms
    Thee French Le Penns
    Two polling doves
    And the signing of Article Fifty
    http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

    #2
    Twelve broken promeses
    Eleven blatant lies
    Ten MPs resign
    Nine banks go to Paris
    Eight Boris advisers
    Seven versions of Brexit
    Six months arguing
    Five bars of gold for sale
    Four fishing boats left
    Thee French hens waiting at customs
    Two pounds to one euro
    and one unsigned trade deal
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
      Festive Brexit fun :-)

      Love - the Gorilla.


      Twelve diplomats drumming
      Eleven piss takers piping
      Ten lords a sleeping
      Nine exit ministers nancying
      Eight mountains of milk
      Seven migrants swimming
      Six court cases delaying
      Five new trade deals signing
      Four lousy freedoms
      Thee French Le Penns
      Two polling doves
      And the signing of Article Fifty
      Don't you mean seven migrants drowning? Or is that a step too far for even you?
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        Don't you mean seven migrants drowning? Or is that a step too far for even you?
        Not a fan of satire then?
        http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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          #5
          Useless fact of the day: 3.6% of the people who voted for Brexit were above average intelligence.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #6
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Useless fact of the day: 3.6% of the people who voted for Brexit were above average intelligence.
            A failure of the intelligent to win the argument then?
            http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Useless fact of the day: 3.6% of the people who voted for Brexit were above average intelligence.
              I'm in the top 3.6% of the Brexiters!

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                I'm not even in the top 36% of the Brexiters!

                FTFY
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Don't you mean seven migrants drowning? Or is that a step too far for even you?
                  that ******** sad you would use drowning migrants to win?

                  I think you need to take a look at yourself.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    The mods are all suffering from some weird Brexit induced psychosis it seems.

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