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    The Internet has been taken by storm with the groundbreaking news that men appear to lie when asked to measure and report the size of their private parts
    Have you never lied to get out of a ticket....?


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    it appears (unsurprisingly) that there’s a linear relationship between a soft and a hard penis. On average, add 1.4 centimeters (0.55 inches) to go from one to the other.
    That sounds off to me, though measuring the former is surely hard to do accurately
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    Apparently assguru has even less than NLyUK post op.
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    I use SMM 7 or NRM to measure up

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    Hah Mine is 10 inches! Oh no hang on, I meant mm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halo Jones View Post
    I use SMM 7 or NRM to measure up

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    National Rail Museum? Now that's just boasting.

    Now some of our posters use micrometers.


    Now the relationship between at rest & loud & proud is most definitely not linear at 1.4 times.
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    Mines 12" but I don't use it as rule.

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    Mines big enough to fill a pram.
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    Size isn't everything, I have a 6 inch purple header in my pocket that drives all the women wild




























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