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    #11
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    yep good advice saved me being called mr quickie many times.
    Back to your earlier post - you're not now knocking a preparation one out to make yourself last an hour with your main Hand Solo session are you?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #12
      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
      Back to your earlier post - you're not now knocking a preparation one out to make yourself last an hour with your main Hand Solo session are you?
      Solo its quick n dirty but you have to make an effort when you are in a band.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Solo its quick n dirty but you have to make an effort when you are in a band.
        Sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you'll feel like it's someone else doing it
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #14
          I thought self love had previously been reported in these pages as being beneficial
          For preventing prostate cancer certainly. A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #15
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            For preventing prostate cancer certainly. A w*nk a day keeps the doctor away.
            How many GP surgery waiting rooms have you been asked to leave because of that?
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #16
              How many GP surgery waiting rooms have you been asked to leave because of that?
              I did go to a stroke club once. Got there early and thought I'd get started. Then some disabled people came in.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                I did go to a stroke club once. Got there early and thought I'd get started. Then some disabled people came in.
                I'm running a session on Thursday evening for people who have problems satisfying themselves. Don't worry if you can't come.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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