Postman rang the doorbell, I wondered what The Wife (tm) had ordered now. Then all he has is a pile of letters. The top one is C5 size. It's addressed to me, posted first class and requires a signature.

I'm thinking HMRC, oh tulip.
Nope, HBOS. It appears I have won a prize in their monthly savers draw. I didn't even know I was in it.
£100 start to the new year.