Hopefully I will be seeing less MAMILs in the summer months - linky
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Don't wear lycra when it's hot if you are an old git
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Don't wear lycra when it's hot if you are an old git
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
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[QUOTE=woohoo;2362456]I only wear my lycra when running but lucky enough I sweat profusely so manage to stay cool. Though occasionally you may spot me blowing on my crotch (makes sense if you read the article).[/QUOTE]
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The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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[QUOTE=MrMarkyMark;2362478]Originally posted by woohoo View PostI only wear my lycra when running but lucky enough I sweat profusely so manage to stay cool. Though occasionally you may spot me blowing on my crotch (makes sense if you read the article).[/QUOTE]
Problem solved
So wearing them on a bike would leave you in a crippling bloody mess."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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[QUOTE=SueEllen;2362493]Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
Guys do marathons in those and they rub apparently.
So wearing them on a bike would leave you in a crippling bloody mess.Comment
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Originally posted by woohoo View Post
If that's all he is wearing why does he need such a big luggage case.Comment
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I think they should be fecking banned.
They encourage exhibitionists.
Apparently you are not supposed to wear undies under them as it inhibits the "wicking," process.
Well, I don't need any far from pleasing reminders of how small your penis is while I'm trying to enjoy a knickerbocker glory within my niece on the cob at Lyme Regis.
So f**k off and put some ovwrshorts on you durty beardy c**tComment
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Lycra motocross underwear is not bad as it's Chamois lined which means it doesn't show everything and soaks up all those bodily excretions, does tend to get a bit smelly after a couple of weeks though“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by woohoo View PostIf that's all he is wearing why does he need such a big luggage case.
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Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View PostI think they should be fecking banned.
They encourage exhibitionists.
Apparently you are not supposed to wear undies under them as it inhibits the "wicking," process.
Well, I don't need any far from pleasing reminders of how small your penis is while I'm trying to enjoy a knickerbocker glory within my niece on the cob at Lyme Regis.
So f**k off and put some ovwrshorts on you durty beardy c**tComment
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