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Don't wear lycra when it's hot if you are an old git

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    Don't wear lycra when it's hot if you are an old git

    Hopefully I will be seeing less MAMILs in the summer months - linky
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Hopefully I will be seeing less MAMILs in the summer months - linky
    I only wear my lycra when running but lucky enough I sweat profusely so manage to stay cool. Though occasionally you may spot me blowing on my crotch (makes sense if you read the article).
    Last edited by woohoo; 24 January 2017, 16:31. Reason: its technical.

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      #3
      [QUOTE=woohoo;2362456]I only wear my lycra when running but lucky enough I sweat profusely so manage to stay cool. Though occasionally you may spot me blowing on my crotch (makes sense if you read the article).[/QUOTE]

      Problem solved



      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #4
        [QUOTE=MrMarkyMark;2362478]
        Originally posted by woohoo View Post
        I only wear my lycra when running but lucky enough I sweat profusely so manage to stay cool. Though occasionally you may spot me blowing on my crotch (makes sense if you read the article).[/QUOTE]

        Problem solved



        Guys do marathons in those and they rub apparently.

        So wearing them on a bike would leave you in a crippling bloody mess.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          [QUOTE=SueEllen;2362493]
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

          Guys do marathons in those and they rub apparently.

          So wearing them on a bike would leave you in a crippling bloody mess.
          If that's all he is wearing why does he need such a big luggage case.

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            #6
            Originally posted by woohoo View Post

            If that's all he is wearing why does he need such a big luggage case.
            Extra factor 50?
            Last edited by barrydidit; 24 January 2017, 20:05. Reason: fixing the borked quotes

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              #7
              I think they should be fecking banned.

              They encourage exhibitionists.

              Apparently you are not supposed to wear undies under them as it inhibits the "wicking," process.

              Well, I don't need any far from pleasing reminders of how small your penis is while I'm trying to enjoy a knickerbocker glory within my niece on the cob at Lyme Regis.

              So f**k off and put some ovwrshorts on you durty beardy c**t

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                #8
                Lycra motocross underwear is not bad as it's Chamois lined which means it doesn't show everything and soaks up all those bodily excretions, does tend to get a bit smelly after a couple of weeks though
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                  If that's all he is wearing why does he need such a big luggage case.
                  To carry his shoes....

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
                    I think they should be fecking banned.

                    They encourage exhibitionists.

                    Apparently you are not supposed to wear undies under them as it inhibits the "wicking," process.

                    Well, I don't need any far from pleasing reminders of how small your penis is while I'm trying to enjoy a knickerbocker glory within my niece on the cob at Lyme Regis.

                    So f**k off and put some ovwrshorts on you durty beardy c**t
                    Someone seems to be having trouble dealing with their latent homosexuality.

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