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    Default Don't wear lycra when it's hot if you are an old git

    Hopefully I will be seeing less MAMILs in the summer months - linky
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Hopefully I will be seeing less MAMILs in the summer months - linky
    I only wear my lycra when running but lucky enough I sweat profusely so manage to stay cool. Though occasionally you may spot me blowing on my crotch (makes sense if you read the article).
    Last edited by woohoo; 24th January 2017 at 16:31. Reason: its technical.

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    [QUOTE=woohoo;2362456]I only wear my lycra when running but lucky enough I sweat profusely so manage to stay cool. Though occasionally you may spot me blowing on my crotch (makes sense if you read the article).[/QUOTE]

    Problem solved




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    [QUOTE=MrMarkyMark;2362478]
    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    I only wear my lycra when running but lucky enough I sweat profusely so manage to stay cool. Though occasionally you may spot me blowing on my crotch (makes sense if you read the article).[/QUOTE]

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    Guys do marathons in those and they rub apparently.

    So wearing them on a bike would leave you in a crippling bloody mess.
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    [QUOTE=SueEllen;2362493]
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    Guys do marathons in those and they rub apparently.

    So wearing them on a bike would leave you in a crippling bloody mess.
    If that's all he is wearing why does he need such a big luggage case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post

    If that's all he is wearing why does he need such a big luggage case.
    Extra factor 50?
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    I think they should be fecking banned.

    They encourage exhibitionists.

    Apparently you are not supposed to wear undies under them as it inhibits the "wicking," process.

    Well, I don't need any far from pleasing reminders of how small your penis is while I'm trying to enjoy a knickerbocker glory within my niece on the cob at Lyme Regis.

    So f**k off and put some ovwrshorts on you durty beardy c**t

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    Lycra motocross underwear is not bad as it's Chamois lined which means it doesn't show everything and soaks up all those bodily excretions, does tend to get a bit smelly after a couple of weeks though
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    If that's all he is wearing why does he need such a big luggage case.
    To carry his shoes....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
    I think they should be fecking banned.

    They encourage exhibitionists.

    Apparently you are not supposed to wear undies under them as it inhibits the "wicking," process.

    Well, I don't need any far from pleasing reminders of how small your penis is while I'm trying to enjoy a knickerbocker glory within my niece on the cob at Lyme Regis.

    So f**k off and put some ovwrshorts on you durty beardy c**t
    Someone seems to be having trouble dealing with their latent homosexuality.

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