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    #11
    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Products in MF's fridge which are nearing expiration date? Not a very likely use case, I believe.
    Skimmed and semi-skimmed milk bought by accident? Nothing less than blue top for the big fella.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #12
      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
      Skimmed and semi-skimmed milk bought by accident? Nothing less than blue top for the big fella.
      It's possible I suppose. It could still have been made into custard though?

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        #13
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        Skimmed and semi-skimmed milk bought by accident? Nothing less than Gold top for the big fella.
        FTFY


        he is a 5%er not a 3%er



        Gold Top Milk 1L - Groceries - Tesco Groceries
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post

          We've not thought this through. He'll whack 61.5% fat Cornish Clotted Cream through a blender.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #15
            Alexa Skill - Rules of Acquisition

            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              I configured my Alexa to add toilet rolls to my Tesco shopping basket.

              So now I can just shout "Alexa, Get Bog Rolls" whilst on the khazi to order them.

              I just need Tesco to come up with a "5 Minute Drone Delivery" option and my life will be complete.

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                #17
                Originally posted by tomtomagain View Post
                I configured my Alexa to add toilet rolls to my Tesco shopping basket.

                So now I can just shout "Alexa, Get Bog Rolls" whilst on the khazi to order them.

                I just need Tesco to come up with a "5 Minute Drone Delivery" option and my life will be complete.
                You'll still have to do the penguin shuffle to get to your front door to retrieve said bog rolls.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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