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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Funny how those backwards northerners are more cosmopolitan:
    Squat toilets in Rochdale shopping centre - BBC News
    Multicultural you mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Multicultural you mean.
    The only culture in Rochdale is growing on the kebab shop walls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Noo! Noo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Oh and this is why Trading Standards are so on to their hand hygiene in restaurants/takeaways
    Chicken (v)indaloo anyone....?


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    ...and you tinkle, please be neat and clean the seat.
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    ...and you tinkle, please be neat and clean the seat.
    If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
    Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
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    Please also flush you animals!

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    Oddly enough, after having not encountered this issue for some time, I have twice this week had to mop up a piss splattered bog seat lest I was spotted coming out of the trap and was assumed to be the culprit. Dirty fecking pikey bastards

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    If you have ever travelled on an Indian train, for an extensive distance, you never forget these

    In Romania that would have been an improvement - they just had a hole in the floor

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