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Valentines f**k up

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    #31
    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    The old man has a gig there offering topless hand jobs.
    What like this:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #32
      I intend to celebrate Valentine's Day with my girlfriend the weekend before the big day, and with my wife on the actual day. Plan with no drawbacks
      First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC

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        #33
        Originally posted by RonBW View Post
        I intend to celebrate Valentine's Day with my girlfriend the weekend before the big day, and with my wife on the actual day. Plan with no drawbacks
        How about taking it to the next level....?

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          #34
          Originally posted by greenlake View Post
          How about taking it to the next level....?

          Next year
          First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC

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