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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Until one of your daughters uploads the Teen2.1 mod.
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    "Whatever"

    Its going in the bin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtomagain View Post
    The day it answers.

    "Whatever"

    Its going in the bin.
    Or "Does it matter? You're always spending money on her and not me"
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    Is that where you ask Alexa something and it either completely ingnores you or gives you lip back resulting in a massive argument over nothing and the Alexa won't respond to you for 2 days?
    you shouldn't have slept with SIRI you dog!
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    Is that where you ask Alexa something and it either completely ingnores you or gives you lip back resulting in a massive argument over nothing and the Alexa won't respond to you for 2 days?
    My five-year-old has gone through Alexa's entire joke repertoire which, to be frank, isn't that large.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Equalizer View Post
    My five-year-old has gone through Alexa's entire joke repertoire which, to be frank, isn't that large.
    Still no eye-deer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtomagain View Post
    Display? Display the results? What on Earth are you talking about?

    It spoke out it's recommendation and prompted me to purchase. Which I duly did ( for research purposes you understand, not because I'm easily led ).

    Mark my words it won't be long before we're all peering through the kitchen cupboards saying : "Alexa, Add heniz baked beans, six pack of Andrex Kitchen Roll and half a pound of sausages to my shopping basket".


    I like Alexa. Mainly because I have 3 teenage daughters and Alexa is the only thing in the house that will listen to me, then do as I ask without arguing.

    That's so last year!

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    So now tubby telly addicts will also have chubby fingers because they're not getting enough exercise constantly pressing the TV remote!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    So now tubby telly addicts will also have chubby fingers because they're not getting enough exercise constantly pressing the TV remote!
    Don't you believe it. Some people will wink to anything these days. They'll just look like a cross between Popeye and Jeremy Beadle, with one forearm significantly larger than the other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Equalizer View Post
    My five-year-old has gone through Alexa's entire joke repertoire which, to be frank, isn't that large.
    Lol same at our house. We've also asked her what she wants to be. Only a few responses but one of them is quite clever......
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