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    Dear All you wonderful contractors,

    If you are looking for a 100% compliant Umbrella and payroll service with fair margins I may have just the right thing for you .

    The provider has been in business for over 12 years and have full setup in central London and the outskirts. They take care of big contractors and agencies alike,so if your looking to Maximise your Income and stay compliant to the ever changing UK legislation. Get in touch on the forum and i will do my best to help you guys out.

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    This is the sort of tosh that will be falling like snowflake around here in the future.

    I've banned him as I suspect that this umbrella is NOT a member of AUCAE...

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    Wow... You think you've seen it all and then one demonstrates the perfect example of rank stupidity and actually comes and try and promote themselves on here... In General!

    Unless it was just some idiot trolling.. but either way. Proper facepalm moment.

    Shame we didn't see who the provider is. Might have been interesting to do some digging and put it in the same thread as their name... but I guess maybe best not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    This is the sort of tosh that will be falling like snowflake around here in the future.

    I've banned him as I suspect that this umbrella is NOT a member of AUCAE...

    Whoa hang on there. I wanted to hear more and ask questions!!!!!

    I've already got a consignment of gold & diamonds on the way to me via Fedex from a Congolose General who emailed me. A steal at 5k.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Whoa hang on there. I wanted to hear more and ask questions!!!!!

    I've already got a consignment of gold & diamonds on the way to me via Fedex from a Congolose General who emailed me. A steal at 5k.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    This is the sort of tosh that will be falling like snowflake around here in the future.

    I've banned him as I suspect that this umbrella is NOT a member of AUCAE...
    Aww, but how are we supposed to ask him all those useful questions about what he/she/it are compliant with? And who's QC opinion did they get? And where the liability lies if HMRC decide they weren't quite as compliant as they claimed? And how many companies doing the same thing their directors have been involved with and have subsequently folded up their tents and vanished into the night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
    Aww, but how are we supposed to ask him all those useful questions about what he/she/it are compliant with? And who's QC opinion did they get? And where the liability lies if HMRC decide they weren't quite as compliant as they claimed? And how many companies doing the same thing their directors have been involved with and have subsequently folded up their tents and vanished into the night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    OK, I'll remember next time since you do insist on playing with your food...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SID555 View Post
    They take care of big contractors
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    Whoa hang on there. I wanted to hear more and ask questions!!!!!

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