UK Veg shortage

[GB9]

WTF eats lettuce anyway?

It usually sits on a plate as a garnish before being binned at the end of the meal. A reusable plastic lettuce leaf would be more useful.

[BrilloPad]

Is this why MS eats BigMacs? WE all must do our bit to eat more animals.

[adubya]

Their courgettes taste funny though...

You're not supposed to eat them.

[DimPrawn]

Right I've had enough now.

We are out of the EU, send in the British forces and claim our rightful Spanish lettuces FFS.

[GB9]

I propose a Trump style ban on lettuce from the EU.

[greenlake]

We are out of the EU, send in the British forces and claim our rightful Spanish lettuces FFS.

Meanwhile, in China....

[vetran]

Meanwhile, in China....

shall we send the bremainers to China? they might get laid!

[WTFH]

Ah, the famous 5th and 6th freedoms:
Freedom of movement of vegetables
Freedom of movement of bowels.

I really hope May does a good job on the negotiations. If we don't manage to negotiate freedom #6, then the white paper isn't worth wiping your arse on.

[darmstadt]

Meanwhile, in China....

shall we send the bremainers to China? they might get laid!

Why would a Bremainer want to **** a Brexiter?

[darmstadt]

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