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Originally posted by SlipTheJab View PostWhat am I keeping you from, brain surgery or a cure for cancer?Comment
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Originally posted by SlipTheJab View PostI may have gone too far, sorry. I will now go back to trolling NLUK about Amazon Vouchers and PC about the dole. Ta. EOM.
You are Suityou01 and I claim my five stabbity stabs.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou got an infraction & you've pissed your pants all over the board.
You are Suityou01 and I claim my five stabbity stabs.Comment
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Originally posted by SlipTheJab View PostCan I recommend you submerge your skull in H20 at a temperature of over 100 degrees celsius?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by SlipTheJab View PostI may have gone too far, sorry. I will now go back to trolling NLUK about Amazon Vouchers and PC about the dole. Ta. EOM.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post100K would be more fun - with a sledgehammer nearby.
I would consider my own sacrifice as full payment for the CUK putting up with me for so long, whilst knowing, at the point of contact, it was for the future good of the forum
Hang on, I smell a rat here:-
Originally posted by SlipTheJab View PostHaha so long as you don't sit on me I'll be fine. And no infraction merely a friendly suggestion not to take the P!ss out of those less fortunate, like yourself. Anyway I'm not sure why you're here isn't there a first class lounge you should be sitting in (2 seats minimum I would imagine) ready to jet set across the world while rubbing our noses in itLast edited by MrMarkyMark; 8 February 2017, 18:50.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostWhat would be more fun is if you underwent a similar process at the same time.
I would consider my own sacrifice as full payment for the CUK putting up with me for so long, whilst knowing, at the point of contact, it was for the future good of the forum
Hang on, I smell a rat here:-
When, on earth, did you start handing out "friendly suggestions", what with that and a booze soaked WTFH, the forum is indeed doomed
Hang on give me a few more minutesWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post...When, on earth, did you start handing out "friendly suggestions", what with that and a booze soaked WTFH, the forum is indeed doomedDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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