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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNah. But was thinking of popping down to Morecambe for a Chinese.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNah. But was thinking of popping down to Morecambe for a Chinese.
(Good to see you're still recycling all your old jokes )His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIs now banging their head against their door.
£50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches - BBC News
Oh look, £50M worth of cocaine is washed up on the beach and I'm the only person here at 5am in the morning walking my dog. I know I'll ring the police and wait for them to come and say thanks.
FFS.
Finders Keepers!!!!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSays the man with a picture of his own personal drug smuggling plane as his avatar.Comment
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Originally posted by GJABS View PostI'd be lying if I said the thought had never occurred to me (that and bringing in migrants from France), but no it would be too easy to get caught. You have to log every returning flight with customs, to allow them to turn up to check you out if they like."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post£50m of cocaine found on Norfolk beaches - BBC News
Oh look, £50M worth of cocaine is washed up on the beach and I'm the only person here at 5am in the morning walking my dog. I know I'll ring the police and wait for them to come and say thanks.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI think you mind find selling 50m worth quite challenging. You'd end up dead or in prison.Comment
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Reminds me of a Two Ronnies joke announcement: "Would the owner of a £50 million cocaine consignment please come to the lost property office, where a man who was smoking it has just been handed in.."Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostAnyone planning a beach-combing trip to Norfolk, perchance?
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