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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    You can spend a whole day in Llandudno?

    Thought it would be tough for you; did you dress up as a sheep?
    This sounds familiar :

    L: Lord Melchett, we meet again.

    M: No, I don't think we've had the pleasure...

    L: You do not recognise me, then?

    M: No...

    L: Let me refresh your memory. You remember when you were in Cornwall; at the
    monastery, there was an old shepherd with whom you used to talk.

    M: Good Lord! Dimkins?

    L: Yes! I was one of his sheep.

    M: One of his sheep? Not...?

    L: Yes!

    M: Flossy?

    L: Yes!

    M: But didn't we...? (waves his hands in an exchanging fashion)

    L: Yes, Lord Melchett! BBBAAAAA!

    M: Oh my God!

    So its Flossy not Scottie after all.
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    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    This sounds familiar :

    So its Flossy not Scottie after all.

    Classic Blackadder

    Ah, it's a typo in his username then

    It should be ScootlerScot (needs to be read in a Glasgae accent).
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