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    #31
    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Keep it up!
    NLUK said you would never tell everyone about his problem!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #32
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Do Muslims believe in Hell?
      The ones who live in Bradford do.

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        #33
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        The ones who live in Rochdale and got caught noncing do.
        FTFY
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #34
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          NLUK said you would never tell everyone about his problem!
          Since his trip to the Orient, he has nothing to keep up any more. Good riddance - I could never stand the scrawny little thing.

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            #35
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            Since his trip to the Orient, he has nothing to keep up any more. Good riddance - I could never stand the scrawny little thing.
            NLUK in general or his scrawny little thing?
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #36
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              Good riddance - I could never stand the scrawny little thing.
              Neither could he apparently
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #37
                Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                You are mistaking me for the baby Moses.
                Could be worse, they could be mistaking you for a Parisian on a hot summer's day.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Could be worse, they could be mistaking you for a Parisian on a hot summer's day.
                  The stench is the same and they're both In Seine...
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Could be worse, they could be mistaking you for a Parisian on a hot summer's day.
                    Would that be a used Parisian or one still in the packet?
                    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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