Vote for me. 2017

[BrilloPad]

My policy for election is to lower taxes on booze, flat screen TVs and football ticket prices. And to make top flight football free to TV.

What could possibly go wrong....

[NigelJK]

Vote - None of the Above.

I'm one of those that's always wanted that on ballot papers, an official protest vote.
It's almost worth changing your name by deep poll and standing.

[SueEllen]

I'm one of those that's always wanted that on ballot papers, an official protest vote.
It's almost worth changing your name by deep poll and standing.

You should start the "None of the above party" and then only allow people with a last name beginning with "Z" to stand as candidates.

The only problem is they could end up getting elected...

[NigelJK]

Well that would be the ultimate protest vote if you could find candidates (names beginning with zzpluralpha) who wanted to stand on the 'reform' ticket.

[SueEllen]

Well that would be the ultimate protest vote if you could find candidates (names beginning with zzpluralpha) who wanted to stand on the 'reform' ticket.

The Monster Raving Looney Party use fake names to stand so I presume your party candidates could do the same.

[OwlHoot]

.. this new year as a side thing I decided to put myself for an MP election in my country

You might want to shelve the "Europe" from your moniker to give yourself any sort of a chance.

HTH

unless there is such a word as "petractor" and he wants to petract the euro!

Sounds like potentially a very sound idea, if it is bad for the euro, but hinges on what petracting involves!

[diseasex]

My program
- court order to ban GB9 from speaking publicly
- jail markymark for being an idiot (good enough reason imo). Also take him inside ir35 retrospectively.
- ban all burqas for those 5% that are actually pretty. Rest better keep it on.
- join euro (for fun haha)
- kick out scots out of union (they don't deserve it)
- make lying in campaign illegal and jail Nigel retrospectively

[MrMarkyMark]

My program
- court order to ban GB9 from speaking publicly
- jail markymark for being an idiot (good enough reason imo). Also take him inside ir35 retrospectively.
- ban all burqas for those 5% that are actually pretty. Rest better keep it on.
- join euro (for fun haha)
- kick out scots out of union (they don't deserve it)
- make lying in campaign illegal and jail Nigel retrospectively

Where can I cast my vote ?



You really do sound like a really solid Northern candidate. (Bigger boys will cover the Southern situation).

[diseasex]

Where can I cast my vote ?



You really do sound like a really solid Northern candidate. (Bigger boys will cover the Southern situation).

I'm northern only for the time being. Moving to somewhere sunny soon. Also southerners are full of crap idiots. Actually they are simply YOU and alike. I know, feels bad man

[darmstadt]

My policy for election is to lower taxes on booze, flat screen TVs and football ticket prices. And to make top flight football free to TV.

What could possibly go wrong....

I would vote for you