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    Hmmm... interesting.

    A couple of weeks ago, an ambulance in full "Ner-Ner" mode had us all pulling over to the hard shoulder to let it go past.

    I then watched it from my place in the jam pull up outside BK at Chieveley services.

    Maybe somebody had choked on their whopper & was in need of the Heimlich maneuvre

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
    Hmmm... interesting. ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I like the fact they are criticised for not attending the call when they had a 1 hour window in which to attend - wouldn't you stop for coffee first if you knew the next meeting could be 10 minutes but equally could be 3 hours long....
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    Quote Originally Posted by eek View Post
    I like the fact they are criticised for not attending the call when they had a 1 hour window in which to attend - wouldn't you stop for coffee first if you knew the next meeting could be 10 minutes but equally could be 3 hours long....
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    Its not a burglary where the person has fled. There was a real chance they may have been able to do something.

    Fahima Begum, 22, was found hanged after a friend called 999 saying she had sent him a suicidal text message.
    The call to the ambulance service was referred to police.
    An investigation found Met officers Tony Stephenson and Gavin Bateman bought hot drinks then waited 24 minutes before contacting the friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Storm in a teacup..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Its not a burglary where the person has fled. There was a real chance they may have been able to do something.
    Call had a one hour SLA on it. Personally its the 999 staff who failed here by not registering it as a priority rather than the police..
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    Mudskipper would have stood there look all pretty and intelligent like she's good at....









    ... Then she would have refused to serve the PC's cups of tea so they could get on their way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    she would have refused to serve the PC's cups of tea so they could get on their way
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