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    More fingers than teeth

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    Proper curves, cheeky smile, fantastic chesticles. I'm in.
    She is fat.
    Surely you mean, she is fat! Mmmmmmmmm! Chewy.

    PS Could be fatter though, even better.
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    Double Godlike!

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    FTFY

    Actually she looks a lot like an ex girlfriend who was great fun to be with.

    I suppose you are Brad Pitt?

    Well, he might be, if Brad Pitt was a fat sockie troll

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    More fingers than teeth

    greenlake has reached the peak. Play again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Surely you mean, she is fat! Mmmmmmmmm! Chewy.

    PS Could be fatter though, even better.

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    King of updation

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
    That would be like shagging a burst couch.
    On Desolation Boulevard, they'd light the faded lights.....

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    Suffers Fools...Badly!

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    The question is.........Would Mich?

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