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Ex Mrs BP?

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    #11
    Proper curves, cheeky smile, fantastic chesticles. I'm in.
    She is fat.
    Surely you mean, she is fat! Mmmmmmmmm! Chewy.

    PS Could be fatter though, even better.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #12
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      FTFY

      Actually she looks a lot like an ex girlfriend who was great fun to be with.

      I suppose you are Brad Pitt?

      Well, he might be, if Brad Pitt was a fat sockie troll
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        #13
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Surely you mean, she is fat! Mmmmmmmmm! Chewy.

        PS Could be fatter though, even better.

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          #14
          Originally posted by greenlake View Post
          That would be like shagging a burst couch.
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #15
            The question is.........Would Mich?

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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