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Doris blows hard...
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.
Maybe they will have another go once you have disembarked the planeThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostMaybe they will have another go once you have disembarked the plane"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostBut fairWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSeems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSeems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.
Ok. Riiiiighhhhhttt.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Storm Doris means Met Office are issuing a yellow snow warning for the parts of Stoke on Trent where UKIP are canvassing.
Although UKIP have issued a press release stating that Storm Doris is a result of gay marriage...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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