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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Far cry from the old days
    Dammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Dammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.

    Maybe they will have another go once you have disembarked the plane

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Maybe they will have another go once you have disembarked the plane
    Harsh...
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    Harsh...
    But fair

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    But fair
    Seems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Seems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Seems one of the workers lost a finger when filling up. Luckily he's still got five more but now his gloves don't fit.
    Scooter working at the Airport now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Dammit pulled out of the run and now back at the gate.
    FlyBe plane crash lands on the runway at Amsterdam airport | Daily Mail Online

    Ok. Riiiiighhhhhttt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post

    Bloody hell

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    Storm Doris means Met Office are issuing a yellow snow warning for the parts of Stoke on Trent where UKIP are canvassing.

    Although UKIP have issued a press release stating that Storm Doris is a result of gay marriage...
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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