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    Need your help, I've had enough of the violent swings, she's running hot and cold, she's damaged the wall in the second bedroom, and I think she's cracked under the pressure.
    Today I'm saying goodbye to the old boiler.


    How many have you gone through, and have you any tips?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

    #2
    move out & give her the keys some other bloke will be round to operate it properly, don't try to use it after you leave as you will get burned.
    Last edited by vetran; 1 March 2017, 10:51.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Need your help, I've had enough of the violent swings, she's running hot and cold, she's damaged the wall in the second bedroom, and I think she's cracked under the pressure.
      Today I'm saying goodbye to the old boiler.


      How many have you gone through, and have you any tips?
      Oh I see what you've done there. You're trying to make out you're talking about your wife, but really it's about a boiler. That's really clever.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Oh I see what you've done there. You're trying to make out you're talking about your wife, but really it's about a boiler. That's really clever.
        Replace "she" with "he" and he could have been discussing you
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Replace "she" with "he" and he could have been discussing you
          Did that make sense in your head?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Did that make sense in your head?
            Funny, it seems to make sense to others too
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              Funny, it seems to make sense to others too
              he had you over the desk as well??
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                he had you over the desk as well??
                No......even with my battered lungs I outran him with ease
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  he had you over the desk as well??
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  No......even with my battered lungs I outran him with ease
                  Normally you're there waiting ready for me.

                  They don't like it up 'em.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Normally you're there waiting ready for me.

                    They don't like it up 'em.
                    That's not actually me, I put in a subbie at the very first instance

                    I would imagine your 2nd point would be fairly universal though
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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