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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSome useful pointers on the etiquette of such matters here: Here are the rules for finding money and keeping it
You therefore get the £20 and no record.
If it's a bigger amount especially a few thousand then they do do the paperwork but make sure you go with a witness to stop them thieving it."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI once found the key to someone's house on the floor. Luckily it had the address on the key fob, so I moved in and changed the locks.
Sorted!Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWhat you do is take it to the police station. The police then tell you to keep it because it's too much paper work.
You therefore get the £20 and no record.
If it's a bigger amount especially a few thousand then they do do the paperwork but make sure you go with a witness to stop them thieving it.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostHow long have you been locked in for?
When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostHush you.
When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostWhen was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostHush you.
When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?
The old man got a conviction last year for masturbating over the citrus fruit in One Stop. He got off on a peel.Comment
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