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Finders Keepers Criminal Record

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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I once found the key to someone's house on the floor. Luckily it had the address on the key fob, so I moved in and changed the locks.

    Sorted!
    Keys? Keys are for amateurs....

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      #12
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Some useful pointers on the etiquette of such matters here: Here are the rules for finding money and keeping it
      What you do is take it to the police station. The police then tell you to keep it because it's too much paper work.

      You therefore get the £20 and no record.

      If it's a bigger amount especially a few thousand then they do do the paperwork but make sure you go with a witness to stop them thieving it.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        I once found the key to someone's house on the floor. Luckily it had the address on the key fob, so I moved in and changed the locks.

        Sorted!
        How long have you been locked in for?

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          #14
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          What you do is take it to the police station. The police then tell you to keep it because it's too much paper work.

          You therefore get the £20 and no record.

          If it's a bigger amount especially a few thousand then they do do the paperwork but make sure you go with a witness to stop them thieving it.
          The old man wipes his arse on it before handing it in to be on the safe side.

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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            How long have you been locked in for?
            Hush you.

            When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              Hush you.

              When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?
              Old Greg will do it for 50p
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?
                Not since the Google Earth car drove by....

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  Hush you.

                  When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?
                  With my lumbago?


                  The old man got a conviction last year for masturbating over the citrus fruit in One Stop. He got off on a peel.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Old Greg will do it for 50p
                    Twice.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                      Twice.
                      Once to pay the piper
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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