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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    It didn't stop Ron Jeremy...
    Oh no, is that the male porn star who had a sex change but then decided he'd stay in guy mode (with his clothes on) and is still making somewhat, um, unusual gay porn films?

    Edit: Google him by all means, but very NSFW.
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    If I hadn't have worked in IT, I'd have worked in IT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Obviously a porn star in my case, but a lack of genetics mean't I couldn't poke my own eye out so I was left with IT.

    I did also think of becoming a solicitor, but that seemed like hard work.

    IT was a piss easy fall in choice.
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    I started off in accounts but didn't really like it and, as I have no other marketable skills, wound up in IT.

    No idea really, I would have figured out something, I'm sure. I certainly wouldn't have gone down the breeding/council house/dole scum route.

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    I live on CUK

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    A chocolate taster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    as I have no other marketable skills, wound up in IT.
    I think that covers about 98% of the people in IT these days.
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    Nothing else. I like what I do. Intellectual stimulation, good money and work from home. What's not to like?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ctdctd View Post
    I would have starred in a television program and become famous.
    Jim'll fix it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    Jim'll fix it?
    Now then, now then, now then.
    Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 million Brits losing the will to live and were still at square one...

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