If you hadn't of worked in IT what would you have wanted to do?

[MrMarkyMark]

Obviously a porn star in my case, but a lack of genetics mean't I couldn't poke my own eye out so I was left with IT.

I did also think of becoming a solicitor, but that seemed like hard work.

IT was a piss easy fall in choice.

Not a lack of genetics, but surely your girth prevented that happening

[Mordac]

Not a lack of genetics, but surely your girth prevented that happening

It didn't stop Ron Jeremy...

Edit: Google him by all means, but very NSFW.

[northernladyuk]

A binman - You can find all kinds of things, it's amazing what people throw out.

My Uncle Jim was a bin man. All the residents on his route used to leave out books for him. Got himself a degree from Ruskin and carried on in his job.

[DimPrawn]

Senior Police officer. Retire at 50 on final salary pension. Lots of money for doing feck all.

[northernladuk]

I thought you'd have been an accountant, just so people could ask you questions.

What? And gave some numpty sending me every waif and stray instead of helping them on a forum of their peers. Not on your Nellie.

[Tank]

A Lumberjack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY

[ctdctd]

I would have starred in a television program and become famous.

Crimewatch? Jeremy Kyle?

I refer the esteemed forumite to my avatar <

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Senior Corrupt Police officer. Retire at 50 on final salary pension and plenty more. Lots of money for doing feck all.

[northernladyuk]

A Lumberjack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY

Or a lion tamer.

[northernladyuk]

Obviously a porn star in my case, but a lack of genetics mean't I couldn't poke my own eye out so I was left with IT.

You were pretty good as Obese Zombie in Wanking Dead.