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One liners that still make you chuckle

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    One liners that still make you chuckle

    Angry wife: What you doing coming home this hour half drunk!
    Man: I ran out of money.

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    "If my dog was half as ugly as you are I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards!"
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      Rod Marsh : “So how’s your wife & my kids?”

      Ian Botham : “The wife is fine but the kids are retarded”



      Glen McGrath: “Why are you so fat?”

      Eddo Brandes “Because every time I **** your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”

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