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    You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!
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    What one thing would you ask Jesus if you had the chance?
    Do you support Brexit?
    Three-and-a-half years, two extensions, seven defections, 21 deselections, three prime ministers, countless amendments, two prorogations, one Supreme Court judgement, 66 million Brits losing the will to live and were still at square one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorty View Post
    You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorty View Post
    You do realise that your mother's story of a miracle conception is all ballox don't you? She's a bit of a slapper and she just doesn't know who your real did is ... but don't tell your 'dad' Joseph, he fell for the story hook, line and sinker!
    Careful now, you might offend some religious nutters and they may issue a fatwa against you. You may spend the rest of your life in hiding and fear.

    Oh hang on, wrong religion, carry on.

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