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    Default Cocaine in the office.

    I work in the city, and people are constantly dripping and sniffing around me.

    I can no longer code, I cannot concentrate.

    Should I talk to my boss (client) about this or drop MDMA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    I work in the city, and people are constantly dripping and sniffing around me.

    I can no longer code, I cannot concentrate.

    Should I talk to my boss (client) about this or drop MDMA?
    It depends on whether the dealer take Amex, Visa or Cash surely?
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    Quote Originally Posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    I work in the city, and people are constantly dripping and sniffing around me.

    I can no longer code, I cannot concentrate.

    Should I talk to my boss (client) about this or drop MDMA?
    Play music in the office then you can no longer hear the sniffing.

    I think 80's music is what's en vogue now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SueEllen View Post
    I think 80's music is what's en vogue now.
    It always has been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    I work in the city, and people are constantly dripping and sniffing around me.

    I can no longer code, I cannot concentrate.

    Should I talk to my boss (client) about this or drop MDMA?
    You're obviously not invited to the right meetings....


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    Quote Originally Posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    It always has been.
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    Do recall a chap in the office taking Charlie. Weak numpty really. Always accountants mind you, why is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Do recall a chap in the office taking Charlie. Weak numpty really. Always accountants mind you, why is that?
    Cos they are so fecking boring and do a mental non-intellectual job they think to up with everyone else they need to do drugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    I work in the city, and people are constantly dripping and sniffing around me.

    I can no longer code, I cannot concentrate.

    Should I talk to my boss (client) about this or drop MDMA?
    Is this why they're known as the snowflake generation?
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