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Originally posted by diseasex View PostI'm sure he needs it to drive his wife around
He may currently be stepping out with a screaming homosexual called ClaudeThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostHow do you know CFL's sexual orientation?
He may currently be stepping out with a screaming homosexual called ClaudeComment
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostI take this one on the chin from you Mark as I know you are probably the only one on here with a wife in the same league as mine.
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You said something about horse or dog?
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostI'm very tolerant, can be any sex / species
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You said something about horse or dog?
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostI take this one on the chin from youComment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostHow do you know CFL's sexual orientation?
He may currently be stepping out with a screaming homosexual called ClaudeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by diseasex View PostI'm very tolerant, can be any sex / species
Any port in a storm then?
Don't you find the lingering smell of dog tulip an issueThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Well the deed is done. I am now the proud owner of an old Volvo XC 90 for when she goes dogging and "horse back" riding.
Not going to ask you tulips about planning permission for holiday cottages on the farm. Off to Pistonheads for that.Comment
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