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Originally posted by vetran View PostI suppose to get the world this screwed up we need a woman!
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIs God a "he" though?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIs God a "he" though?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostThe ultimate single dad
Mary was given the title mother of God, theotokos, at the council of Ephesus in 430CE. It was a riposte at Arianism which postulated that God and Jesus were similar, but not the same. This takes away the unity of the divine, therefore the Roman Church to whom Jesus and God are the same indissoluble entity elevated Mary to theotokos.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIs God a "he" though?But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostCan't be unless he's a masochist; he put testicles on the outside.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Gibbon View PostBut he has a mother whom he impregnated, sorry it was an annunciation.
Amusing typo aside God didn't marry Mary so he'd still be a single dad in this increasingly tortured joke.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostBut then what kind of female god would create periods and childbirth (I mean the bible explains the latter being a change to the original design but the former is as seemingly bad as what men have to carry around)The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostThe C of E does not officially recognise marriages where one or both parties are reptilian.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNonsense. If that were the case just how do you explain Prince Philip?
Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostYou don't. That is the point. I will say no more on the matter.Comment
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