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David Cameron quotes to savour

14 March 2017, 15:54

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice, stability and strong government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband.
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14 March 2017, 15:55

Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice, stability and strong government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband.

Not quite "inescapable", given he fecked right off

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14 March 2017, 16:33

Theresa May tries to keep the UK from breaking apart with bits of string and some glue

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14 March 2017, 16:37

"Where's my kid? Right here! What, that's a pint pot? Bugger!"

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14 March 2017, 17:07

"I won't resign"

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14 March 2017, 18:15

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