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    Nerd Heaven.

    Smart sex toy maker forced to payout £2.4million | Daily Mail Online

    Fantastic. Could you imagine the never had a girlfriend IT Geek in charge of analysing this data? Lets cross reference with Facebook and away we go.

    Nerd Heaven.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    Could be worse. Hackers could have made it lock in position and demanded £500 to release it. Or £1000 for blokes who had it up their...
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Smart sex toy maker forced to payout £2.4million | Daily Mail Online

        Fantastic. Could you imagine the never had a girlfriend IT Geek in charge of analysing this data? Lets cross reference with Facebook and away we go.

        Nerd Heaven.
        Actually a Godsend for a few on here - find out who's gagging for it but not getting any proper action, and cut down your failure rate dramatically.
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          Actually a Godsend for a few on here - find out who's gagging for it but not getting any proper action, and cut down your failure rate dramatically.
          I heard Sue Ellen bought one of these but had to send it back because it kept going floppy.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I heard Sue Ellen bought one of these but had to send it back because it kept going floppy.
            I heard you bought one of these but smashed it up with a hammer and buried it under the patio.

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              I heard you bought one of these but smashed it up with a hammer and buried it under the patio.
              I believe you may have heard wrong, have you not noticed MF "trembling" slightly as he walks?
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                I believe you may have heard wrong, have you not noticed MF "trembling" slightly as he walks?
                That's a weeble style wobble you're thinking of.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  That's a weeble style wobble you're thinking of.
                  How many weebles are involved?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                    How many weebles are involved?
                    Its a family affair.

                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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