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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The headline stipulation would categorise ejaculation outside either a vagina or medical facility...

    So would rape attract more or less than a £100 fine?

    Co-incidentally, isn't £100 what NLyUK charges?
    Up the bum fun?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      The headline stipulation would categorise ejaculation outside either a vagina or medical facility...

      So would rape attract more or less than a £100 fine?

      Co-incidentally, isn't £100 what NLyUK charges?
      When did NLyUK start charging?
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #13
        Menstruation should be a criminal offence as well. All eggs must be fertilized and not wasted in a stream of blood

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          #14
          Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
          Menstruation should be a criminal offence as well. All eggs must be fertilized and not wasted in a stream of blood
          It's called the Tampon Tax. It already exists unfortunately.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #15
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
            Up the bum fun?
            "An abomination!"

            Texas is a Christian state.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #16
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              "An abomination!"

              Texas is a Christian state.
              New to Roman Catholics?
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #17
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                New to Roman Catholics?
                All US Christians regardless of denomination or sect seem mad.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Female politician proposes law to fine men $100 for masturbating as 'act against an unborn child' | The Independent


                  £100 fine for a hand shandy anyone?
                  Hard to enforce, I know, but maybe we can all be "deemed" s
                  Then we'd have to dispute the HMRC estimate. Maybe there'd be an online tool?
                  Would IT geeks be charged double?

                  Could it work though?
                  Only if we can fine women $100 for every egg they lose during a period as an 'act against an unborn child'

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by billybiro View Post
                    Only if we can fine women $100 for every egg they lose during a period as an 'act against an unborn child'

                    What a bloody mess that would be.
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      When did NLyUK start charging?
                      You didn't realise?
                      So there are some perks for Mods then...
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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