Coping with a baby

[glebe digital]

I've been through this with five kids, I think by number three I started to get the hang of it.

Bad sleeper at night, he's probably getting way too much 'rest' in the day. Best buy -I found- was a baby bouncer (one of those things that attach above a door frame) . . . . stick the wee bairn in that for regular periods and it'll knacker him/her out like nothing else.

[vetran]

Sounds like a fetish. Each to their own.

NLYUK calls it the Rampant Brillo apparently.

[LondonManc]

NLYUK calls it the Rampant Brillo apparently.

Or "Satanic Scourer" on fifty shades

[BrilloPad]

I've been through this with five kids, I think by number three I started to get the hang of it.

Bad sleeper at night, he's probably getting way too much 'rest' in the day. Best buy -I found- was a baby bouncer (one of those things that attach above a door frame) . . . . stick the wee bairn in that for regular periods and it'll knacker him/her out like nothing else.

The worst number of children to have is 3. After that you don't care.

[northernladyuk]

The worst number of children to have is 3. After that you don't care.

The worst number of children to have is 1. Before that you don't care.

[LondonManc]

The worst number of children to have is 1. Before that you don't care.

With what you get up to, you'd have a chuff like Dumbeldore's sleeve, kids or no kids.

[northernladyuk]

With what you get up to, you'd have a chuff like Dumbeldore's sleeve, kids or no kids.

If only surgery could do for your brain what it's done for the old man's jacksie.

[vetran]

If only surgery could do for your brain what it's done for the old man's jacksie.

what make it smaller?

[LondonManc]

If only surgery could do for your brain what it's done for the old man's jacksie.

You needed surgery to cleanse his 'arris of the truth?

Even by your standards, that's depraved.

How much?