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Shots outside parliament (parody thread)

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    #21
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    WHS. Should be Tequila.
    May I ask your business at parliament sir?

    Tequila!

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      #22
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Yeah, but that is because you are a DOB!!
      Ex fucking-scuse me I most certainly am not !!

      I'm actually half and half, and associate myself with neither !!
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #23
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        Ex fucking-scuse me I most certainly am not !!

        I'm actually half and half, and associate myself with neither !!
        I always thought you were an hermaphrodite
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #24
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I always thought you were an hermaphrodite
          Does that mean you will half bury him under the patio?

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            #25
            Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
            Does that mean you will half bury him under the patio?
            A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterward, the doctor comes into her room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child."

            The woman worriedly asks, "What's wrong with it?"

            The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different. It's a hermaphrodite."

            The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite? What's that?"

            The doctor replies, "It has both male and female features."

            The woman looks relieved. "Oh, you mean it has a penis AND a brain?"
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              This is not funny.

              Is this black British humor?

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                #27
                I'm still in shock. A Hyundai worth at least 19 grand. I can't believe it.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Bee View Post
                  This is not funny.

                  Is this black British humor?
                  Nope. If a joke was made about the bomber that would be black humour.

                  In this case the joke is based on a stereotype that men only think with their penises.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                    I'm still in shock. A Hyundai worth at least 19 grand. I can't believe it.


                    It had 18 grand of iPads in it that they couldn't get on a plane.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Bee View Post
                      This is not funny.

                      Is this black British humor?
                      No, this is black British humour.
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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