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Shots outside parliament (parody thread)
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYeah, but that is because you are a DOB!!
I'm actually half and half, and associate myself with neither !!When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostEx fucking-scuse me I most certainly am not !!
I'm actually half and half, and associate myself with neither !!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI always thought you were an hermaphroditeComment
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Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostDoes that mean you will half bury him under the patio?
The woman worriedly asks, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different. It's a hermaphrodite."
The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite? What's that?"
The doctor replies, "It has both male and female features."
The woman looks relieved. "Oh, you mean it has a penis AND a brain?"What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I'm still in shock. A Hyundai worth at least 19 grand. I can't believe it.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by Bee View PostThis is not funny.
Is this black British humor?
In this case the joke is based on a stereotype that men only think with their penises."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostI'm still in shock. A Hyundai worth at least 19 grand. I can't believe it.
It had 18 grand of iPads in it that they couldn't get on a plane.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by Bee View PostThis is not funny.
Is this black British humor?
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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