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    21. Become an expert at something
    Anyone else struggling with that one?

    Absolute no's for me: Kids, dogs, hot air balloons, and any mountains in Wales. Stonehenge is a huge disappointment, you can't get closer than about 3 miles. Waste of time that one.
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    Sadly I had this one.

    50. Go to an airport and pick a random fight


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    Done 34 of them. Most of the ones I haven't done are going to remain not done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    Done 34 of them. Most of the ones I haven't done are going to remain not done.
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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
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    Sadly I had this one.

    50. Go to an airport and miss a random fight


    FTFY
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaunbhoy View Post
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    You've done number 27?

    Well that's a start - Only another 49 to go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    You've done number 27?

    Well that's a start - Only another 49 to go!
    the cocktail not the action!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    I almost saw a volcano when I was on a business trip to Indonesia but hotels were all booked up. Damn!

    PS Sex on the beach was with a seal but it didn't ask what.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
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    I almost saw a volcano when I was on a business trip to Indonesia but hotels were all booked up. Damn!

    PS Sex on the beach was with a seal but it didn't ask what.
    So can we call you Mr Tupperware?





    You like a nice tight seal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
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    I almost saw a volcano when I was on a business trip to Indonesia but hotels were all booked up. Damn!

    PS Sex on the beach was with a seal but it didn't ask what.
    and this popped into my head.

    A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
    "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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