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    #11
    21. Become an expert at something
    Anyone else struggling with that one?

    Absolute no's for me: Kids, dogs, hot air balloons, and any mountains in Wales. Stonehenge is a huge disappointment, you can't get closer than about 3 miles. Waste of time that one.
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #12
      29

      Sadly I had this one.

      50. Go to an airport and pick a random fight


      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Done 34 of them. Most of the ones I haven't done are going to remain not done.
        England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
          Done 34 of them. Most of the ones I haven't done are going to remain not done.
          AssGuru & NLYUK are available if you have a £5
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            29

            Sadly I had this one.

            50. Go to an airport and miss a random fight


            FTFY
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              27
              You've done number 27?

              Well that's a start - Only another 49 to go!
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #17
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                You've done number 27?

                Well that's a start - Only another 49 to go!
                the cocktail not the action!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  29

                  I almost saw a volcano when I was on a business trip to Indonesia but hotels were all booked up. Damn!

                  PS Sex on the beach was with a seal but it didn't ask what.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    29

                    I almost saw a volcano when I was on a business trip to Indonesia but hotels were all booked up. Damn!

                    PS Sex on the beach was with a seal but it didn't ask what.
                    So can we call you Mr Tupperware?





                    You like a nice tight seal.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                      29

                      I almost saw a volcano when I was on a business trip to Indonesia but hotels were all booked up. Damn!

                      PS Sex on the beach was with a seal but it didn't ask what.
                      and this popped into my head.

                      A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
                      After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
                      "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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