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Coca Cola is Officially Tulip

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    Coca Cola is Officially Tulip

    Coca-Cola calls in police after human waste is found in cans
    The problem was identified immediately through our robust quality procedures and all of the product from the affected production was immediately impounded and will not be sold.
    Very robust, so I see

    Coca-Cola suspended night-time processing last week at the plant when machines became clogged
    https://www.theguardian.com/business...te-drinks-cans
    Last edited by MrMarkyMark; 28 March 2017, 17:32.
    The Chunt of Chunts.

    #2
    Ingesting human tulip may be marginally more healthy than ingesting coca cola
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Someone shat in the hopper?

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        #4
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        Someone shat in the hopper?
        it will improve the taste!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Ingesting human tulip may be marginally more healthy than ingesting coca cola
          Indeed. Connoisseurs who value the smell of the human poo will be horrified to hear that it has been polluted by the taste of coca cola. Still it could have been worse - it might have happened at a Pepsi plant.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            They could have just strained the machinery and squeezed it out.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              Coca Cola is Officially Tulip
              No shit Sherlock....

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                #8
                Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                No shit Sherlock....

                I guess "harvesting" has to happen somehow
                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #9
                  It's one step away from Soylent Green. Don't get zeity involved.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #10
                    Why the hell was found human poo inside the coca-cola cans!!!
                    Did they use the cans as a potty?

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