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    Coca-Cola calls in police after human waste is found in cans
    The problem was identified immediately through our robust quality procedures and all of the product from the affected production was immediately impounded and will not be sold.
    Very robust, so I see

    Coca-Cola suspended night-time processing last week at the plant when machines became clogged
    https://www.theguardian.com/business...te-drinks-cans
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    Ingesting human tulip may be marginally more healthy than ingesting coca cola
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    Someone shat in the hopper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    Someone shat in the hopper?
    it will improve the taste!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    Ingesting human tulip may be marginally more healthy than ingesting coca cola
    Indeed. Connoisseurs who value the smell of the human poo will be horrified to hear that it has been polluted by the taste of coca cola. Still it could have been worse - it might have happened at a Pepsi plant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    They could have just strained the machinery and squeezed it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Coca Cola is Officially Tulip
    No shit Sherlock....


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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
    No shit Sherlock....

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    Why the hell was found human poo inside the coca-cola cans!!!
    Did they use the cans as a potty?

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