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    Good to see the standard issue mushroom cloud photo.

    You should try read a few other papers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Equalizer View Post
    Good to see the standard issue mushroom cloud photo.
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    I thought they just had a big plug at the top of the tunnel at the halfway point.

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    “Barbarians at the gates of Calais” – to use one civil servant’s phrase – would not be “hordes” of immigrants, but an invading Soviet army.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
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    The arabs own the other half.

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    Then I suggest you get out while you still can...
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    Perhaps the French have already implemented a nuclear device in the tunnel - after all, they built half of it, and nobody would miss Calais very much if there was a mortar effect.
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    , “And the fear expressed that quick and comfortable train journeys [through the tunnel] would make England a holiday resort for hordes of more or less undesirable people, who would introduce foreign customs, deface the countryside and otherwise interrupt English habits of living.”Q
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Perhaps the French have already implemented a nuclear device in the tunnel - after all, they built half of it, and nobody would miss Calais very much if there was a mortar effect.
    Why go nuclear when you can let French farmers stage a protest there?
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