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Any young fit men out there?

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    Any young fit men out there?

    Wanted: space volunteers willing to lie in bed for two months – for €16,000

    #2
    The 24 successful candidates – fit and sporty males aged 20-45 who do not smoke, have no allergies and boast maximum body mass index of between 22 and 27 – will undergo a battery of tests for two weeks before and after spending two months in bed.
    That rules MF out of the running, then
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #3
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      That rules MF out of the running, then
      That and the fact that there is already more than enough debris floating aimlessly around in our galaxy without littering it further.

      And we don't need anything else adversely affecting the lunar cycle.

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #4
        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        That rules MF out of the running, then
        Shame really, as it would have aligned nicely with his current lifestyle:

        men willing to eat and perform all bodily functions in bed for 60 days

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          #5
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          That rules MF out of the running, then
          Not happy bedfellows, those two words.

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            #6
            Would have been happy to offer my services.

            Unfortunately, my system is probably too contaminated for me to take part

            It was nothing to do with the rate not been high enough
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #7
              My mental picture is all of them lying in one huge bed, like an 80s sit-com only with a lot more poo.

              Sounds like hell.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                My mental picture is all of them lying in one huge bed, like an 80s sit-com only with a lot more poo.

                Sounds like hell.
                Or like the recent "Mutiny" Mutiny - All 4 where they try to recreate the Bligh voyage.

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                  #9
                  I thought MP was back.

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