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Any young fit men out there?
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The 24 successful candidates – fit and sporty males aged 20-45 who do not smoke, have no allergies and boast maximum body mass index of between 22 and 27 – will undergo a battery of tests for two weeks before and after spending two months in bed.The Chunt of Chunts. -
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThat rules MF out of the running, then
And we don't need anything else adversely affecting the lunar cycle.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThat rules MF out of the running, then
men willing to eat and perform all bodily functions in bed for 60 daysComment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostThat rules MF out of the running, thenComment
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Would have been happy to offer my services.
Unfortunately, my system is probably too contaminated for me to take part
It was nothing to do with the rate not been high enoughThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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My mental picture is all of them lying in one huge bed, like an 80s sit-com only with a lot more poo.
Sounds like hell.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostMy mental picture is all of them lying in one huge bed, like an 80s sit-com only with a lot more poo.
Sounds like hell.Comment
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