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    Default Ladies, think before you buy any new toys.

    Wi-Fi sex toy with built-in camera fails penetration test

    Sex toy designer Svakom decided that a vibrator needed a camera on the end, and it also needed a Wi-Fi access point – with the utterly predictable result that the device is hackable.

    Pen Test Partners – these jokes just write themselves, really – took a look at the device, and the researchers probably wish they hadn’t, because the Svakom Siime Eye is an early favourite for a hypothetical 2017’s Worst Internet-of-S**t Product award.
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    A dildo failing a penetration test? I don't really know where to begin with this
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    A dildo failing a penetration test? I don't really know where to begin with this
    Your wife must be upset.

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    Why would I want to hack into one? I might see a picture of AtW's colon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    Your wife must be upset.
    Not really, but then I'm not posting crap on a contractor forum at 3.13am, know what I mean?
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why would I want to hack into one? I might see a picture of AtW's colon....
    You would need sunglasses 😎
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Hassle View Post
    You would need sunglasses 😎
    He'd need therapy...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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